When my skinny friend says they need to go on a diet and i’m just like..

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

I love the “talking” stage.

infiniteken:

You know, the part of the relationship where you get to know the person first. You’d do anything just to impress the person, trying to get them to like you.  The part of the relationship where all you want to do is talk to the person and your head is just focused on making them become yours. Everything’s just cuter, especially those never-ending text messages and those late night phone calls.

<3

Did it hurt? when you fell from someone’s butt into the toilet water

YOU PIECE OF SHIT.